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Memories Of Maggie

 

Cancer, Prostates, And Heroes

 

Thank God I Don't Know French

 

The Anti-Spam Lies

 

The Prisoner

 

Critical Mass Interview: Dan Schneider


Five Decades, Short Stories by Irwin Shaw

 

Iraq, The Boy Who Cried Wolf, And The Couch Potato's Burden: A Muscular Centrist Attack On The Pro-War Position

 

On William F. Buckley's Miles Gone By


The Collected Stories Of Richard Yates

 

Campaign 2008: What Was And What Will Be

 

Robinson Jeffers & The Metric Fallacy

 

Conspiracies That Parallax: JFK’s Assassination & UFO Alien Abductions

 

A Not So Odd Couple Of TV Classics

 

On Critical Fair Play And Ethics: Cambridge University Press's Disgrace And Shame

The Orgiast: Remembrances Of William Matthews And Thoughts On His Search Party: Collected Poems

The Coming Centrist Obama Presidency

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Thoughts On The Planet Of The Apes

Seven Samurai

Solaris

Scenes From A Marriage

The Naked Kiss

La Dolce Vita

Godzilla vs. Gojira

A Defense Of It's A Wonderful Life

The World At War

Aguirre: The Wrath Of God

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I Am Serpico

The God Who Wasn't There

The Up Series

Woody, Women, & Film

Stanley Kubrick & Genius

The Decalogue

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Anti-Arts Funding

Bruce Ario

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Art's Function

A Theory Of Poetic Aesthetics

Aural Ecstasies

Osama bin Laden & Dana Gioia

Mickey Rourke: More Bukowski Than Bukowski

Chick Lit

Creativity & Workplace

Dancing With Horses

Destroying David Orr And The New York Times

Divine Inspiration Fallacy

Art Durkee

James Emanuel

Jack Foley Denuded

From Dawn To Decadence

Funeral In Translation: Georg Trakl Without Madness

Ari Hoptman

How To Poetry Books

Insight & Eiseley

Invisible Forms

Colleen Kruse

Stanley Kubrick & Genius

LCD, Oprah, & Wikipedia

Listening To Music

Bury The Name: Lyn Lifshin And Her Poems

Literary Fiction Today

Don Moss  

Dave Nelson

John Arthur Martinez

Negativity And The MFA Mafia

No More Ghettos: On The Death Of James A. Emanuel, Poet

On Beauty

On Good Reviews

On Hamlet

On James Emanuel's Poems

On Shredding

On Terry Southern

On The Death Of LeRoi Jones

On Tragedy

On Translation

On Writing Poetry

Camille Paglia: A Case Of Intellectual Fraud

Plagiarism

Plagiarism, Clichés, Influence, And Google

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Rape And Revisionism In Soap Operas

Jason Sanford

Jessica Schneider vs. Dylan Thomas

Schulz And Peanuts

Short Shorts

Songs For Margaret Cravens

Thank God I Don't Know French

The Atrophied American Imagination

The Decline Of Discourse

The Internet vs. Print

The Legacy Of Allen Ginsberg: Poet To Pedophile

The Love Song Of Chester Whitherspoon

The Man Who Loved Butterflies

The MFA Mafia And Their Apologists

The Middle Mind

The Moral World Of Lisbeth Salander

The Neural Lyre

The Piecing Apart Of Arts

The Problem of Poetry Publishers: Danse Macabre

The Problem Of The Pantheistic Poet

The Publishers' Fetish: Poetry Or Perversion?

The Questions Of Art

The Real Problem With David Gilmour

The Walker & Art

The Walker & Yoko Ono 

The Willful Misreadings Of Jack Foley

Three Days At AWP

Transcendental Style In Film

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Western Heroes

Whence The Image Of The Image?

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2004 Election Debates

Abortion Lies

A Few Dollars More

Against The Iraq War

Against The Machine

A Letter To The Late Adam Lanza

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Kobe Bryant's Lust

William F. Buckley

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From Dawn To Decadence

Give Me Your Dead, Your Dead, Your Dead

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I Have Landed. by Stephen Jay Gould

It's A Wonderful Life

Jesse James

Jesus Christ & DSL

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Killing Monsters

Labor's Future

Let's Eliminate High School

Libel

Liberals & Conservatives

Liberal Hypocisy  

LCD, Oprah, & Wikipedia

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Not My Turn To Die

On The Death Of LeRoi Jones

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Not My Turn To Die

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Baseball 2003 Predictions

Baseball 2004 Predictions

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William F. Buckley

Chick Lit

Conservative Media Myths

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Destroying David Orr And The New York Times

Bob Dylan As Phenomenon

Bob Dylan's Background

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Feminist Sex Myths

From Dawn To Decadence

Gilligan's Island & The Odd Couple

Give Me Your Dead, Your Dead, Your Dead

Godzilla On My Mind

I Have Landed. by Stephen Jay Gould

Killing Monsters

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The Middle Mind

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Religion Is Evil

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The God Who Wasn't There

The Mothman Prophecies

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Creativity & The Workplace

Discover Magazine's 25 Greatest Science Books Of All Time

Eulogizing Stephen Jay Gould

Euthanasia

From Dawn To Decadence

Homosexual Biases

I Have Landed. by Stephen Jay Gould

John Horgan & Buddhism

Julian Jaynes

JFK And UFO Conspiracies

Killing Monsters

Stanley Kubrick & Genius

John Mack

Myths Of Spamming

Steven Pinker's The Blank Slate

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Raelians & Clones

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The God Who Wasn't There

The Naked Ape

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The Zookeeper's Wife

UFOs

 

 

 

 

 

Book Reviews

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52 McGs

About To Die

A Canticle For Leibowitz

A Cat, A Man, And Two Women

Acts Of Worship

A Drinking Life

A Forbidden Passion

After The Quake

Against The Machine

A Good Scent From A Strange Mountain

A Good School

A Jacques Barzun Reader

Alice Adams

All Aunt Hagar's Children

All The Strange Hours

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American Hunger

American Psycho

American Stories

A Multitude Of Sins

An Artist Of The Floating World

An Artist Of The Floating World

And So It Goes

And Then

Anne Of Green Gables

Another Take On James Emanuel

A Personal Matter

A Plague Upon Humanity

A Pure Drop

Art, Life And UFOs

A Separate Peace

Sam Fuller's A Third Face

A Thousand Splendid Suns

A Tragic Honesty

A Tree Grows In Brooklyn

Autumn In Spring And Other Stories

A Walk For Sunshine

Russell Banks' Short Stories

Donald Barthelme

Beneath The Wheel

Beauty And Sadness

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Big Bend: A Homesteader's Story

Big Fish

Black Rain

Black Virgin Mountain

Jorge Luis Borges

Botchan

Breakfast Of Champions

Brinkley's Beat

Brotherhood Of The Bomb

William F. Buckley

Cane

 Truman Capote's Complete Stories

Fidel Castro

Collected Short Fiction, by John Crowley

Angela Carter's Collected Short Stories

Joseph Heller's Catch As Catch Can

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Willa Cather

Concho

City Of Glass

John Cheever

Anton Chekhov

Chick Lit

Childhood's End

Chosen By A Horse

Civilwarland In Bad Decline

Close Range

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Confessions Of A Mask

Evan S. Connell's Collected Stories

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Darlene Fife

Dave Eggers & Frank McCourt

Death Becomes Them

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Deep River (Jess)

Desert Solitaire

Design And Truth

Dhalgren

Diary Of A Mad Old Man

Philip K. Dick

Disturbing The Peace

Dr. King's Refrigerator

Dubliners

Guy du Maupassant

Echoes Of Chonqqing

James Emanuel

On James Emanuel

Embers

Empire Falls

Enchanted Rock

Ernie's Ark

Esther's Inheritance

Expelled From Eden: A William T. Vollmann Reader

Fame

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Fiction

Fire In The Blood

Fires On The Plain

Five By Endo

Forbidden Colors

Forever

Foundation

Foundation And Empire

Nell Freudenberger

From Dawn To Decadence

 Galapagos

John Gardner

Getting Mother's Body

Girl, Interrupted

Girl With Curious Hair

The Collected Stories of Ellen Gilchrist

God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater

Godzilla On My Mind

Gorgon, by Peter D. Ward

Maxim Gorky

Gravity's Rainbow

The Poetry Of Henry Grimes

Growth Of The Soil

Pete Hamill

Harp Of Burma

Lafcadio Hearn

Heat And Other Stories

Ernest Hemingway

The Collected Stories Of Amy Hempel

Edward Hirsch

John Horgan & Buddhism 

Howard's End

How I Accidentally Started The Sixties

How It Ends

How To Poetry Books

Humanus Diabolicus

Hume's Fork

Hunted Past Reason

Zora Neale Hurston's Short Stories

I Am A Cat

I Am Better Than Your Kids

I Am Legend

I Am New Orleans

Idlewild

I Have Landed. by Stephen Jay Gould

I Was Amelia Earhart

Infinite Jest

Infinite Possibilities

Interpreter Of Maladies

In The Shadow Of Man

Invisible Forms

Irene Nemirovsky

I Wonder What Human Flesh Tastes Like

Dissecting A Bad Review Of Justin Isis' I Wonder What Human Flesh Tastes Like

Japan At War

Jesse James

Julian Jaynes

Kafka On The Shore

Killing Monsters

Kindred

Stephen King On Writing

Knockemstiff

Kokoro

Milan Kundera's Immortality

Milan Kundera's Life Is Elsewhere

Milan Kundera's Slowness

Milan Kundera vs. Alan Lightman  

Last Call, by KL Cook

David Leavitt's Collected Stories

Les Miserables

Doris Lessing's Stories

Life Of Pi

Literary Fiction Today

Lolita  

Lonely Planets

Lost In The City

Matthew B. Ridgway: Soldier, Statesman, Scholar, Citizen

Mad, Bad, And Sad

Gabriel Garcia Marquez's Collected Stories

McTeague

The Collected Stories Of Carson McCullers

Middle Passage

Henry Miller's Tropics

Mon

Rick Moody

Mrs. Bridge & Mr. Bridge

My Remembers

Naked, by David Sedaris

Naomi

Narcissus And Goldmund

Native Son

Never Let Me Go

Nocturnes

Not My Turn To Die

No Tokens Accepted

Joyce Carol Oates' Essays

Frank O'Connor's Collected Stories

Official Guide To Texas State Parks And Historic Sites

Of Time And The River

One Hundred Great Paintings

Our Undiscovered Universe

John O'Hara's Short Stories

On Chesil Beach

One Day In The Life Of Ivan Denisovich

Grace Paley's Collected Stories

Palm-Of-The-Hand Stories

Palm-Of-The-Hand Stories

Palm Of The Hand Stories

Parable For The Death Culture

Park City

Dorothy Parker's Complete Stories

Patriotism

Paws And Effect

Portnoy's Complaint

Portraits Of A Marriage

The Stories Of J.F. Powers

Reynolds Price

Marcel Proust

Quicksand

On Ayn Rand

Rashomon

Raven

Rebecca

Religion Explained

Remember You're A One-Ball!

Revolutionary Road

Revolutionary Road

Ringers & Rascals

Rivalry: A Geisha's Tale

Theodore Roosevelt

Ruthless

J.D. Salinger

Same Place, Same Things

Sanctuary

Sandhills Boy

The Fantastical Ascent Of Jason Sanford

Sanshiro

Schulz And Peanuts

Second Foundation

Seconds Of Pleasure

Secret Rendezvous

Seductive Poison

Irwin Shaw's Short Stories

Short Cuts

Siddhartha

Silence

John Sinclair

Isaac Bashevis Singer's Short Stories

Sister Carrie

Slan

Betty Smith

Snow

Snowball Earth

Snow Country

Some Prefer Nettles

Songs For Margaret Cravens

Sonny Liston Was A Friend Of Mine

Mickey Spillane

Spring Snow

Stan And Ollie

Stealing The Borders

Wallace Stegner

Thomas Steinbeck  

Strange New Worlds

Stranger In A Strange Land

Suite Francais

Surprised By Joy

Tabloid Dreams

Tales Of The Night

Taro & Tomi

Teach Us To Outgrow Our Madness

Ten Little Indians

On Terry Southern

Texas Hill Country

Thames: A Biography

The Biology Of Luck

The Blank Slate

The Box Man

The Camera My Mother Gave Me

The Caulfield Boy

The Collected Stories Of Chester Himes

The Conjure Man

The Conscience Of A Liberal

The Corrections

The Crystal World

The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-Time

The Da Vinci Code

The Devil In The White City

The Diary Of A Rapist

The Easter Parade (Jess)

The Easter Parade (Dan)

The Elephant Vanishes

The First Fossil Hunters

The Face Of Another

The Frantic Force

The God Problem

The Golden Notebook

The Gourmet Club

The Gulag Archipelago

The Healing

The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter

The House On Mango Street

The Immoralist

The Key

The Knock At The Door

The Known World

The House Of Sleeping Beauties

The Iconoclast Goes To Sea

The Idiot

The Izu Dancer

The Lake

The Lucifer Effect

Them, by Jon Ronson

The Mammy

The Makioka Sisters

The Mascot

The Master Of Go

The Maytrees

The Mental Defective League

The Middle Mind

The Mind Of The Market

The Mountains Won't Remember Us

The Naked Ape

The Old Capital

The Orgiast: Remembrances Of William Matthews And Thoughts On His Search Party: Collected Poems

The Philosopher And The Wolf

The Philosopher At The End Of The Universe

The Princeton Field Guide To Dinosaurs

The Promise

The Race Card

The Rape Of Nanking

The Reserve

The Samurai

The Scarlet Gang Of Asakusa

The Sea And Poison

The Setting Sun

The Ship Of Fools

The Silent Cry

The Songs Of Distant Earth

The Sound Of The Mountain

The Sound Of Waves

The Story Of Big Bend National Park

The Stuff Of Thought

The Temple Of The Golden Pavilion

The Texas Stories Of Nelson Algren

The Three Cornered World

The Time It Never Rained

The Waiting Years

The War Against Cliché

The Wild Geese

The Wild Places

The Wink Of The Zenith

The Woman In The Dunes

The Zookeeper's Wife

Thousand Cranes

Tin Lizard Tales

'Tis

Leo Tostoy

To The Lighthouse

Touching The Void

Transcendental Style In Film

William Trevor's Collected Stories

Turning The Wheel

UFOs

Unit 731 Testimony

John Updike vs. Raymond Carver

Up Shit Creek

US Guys

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Vita Sexualis

Uncommon Arrangements

Underworld

Waiting

David Foster Wallace: Nothing That Is Not There

Peter Ward

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Wayfaring At Waverly In Silver Lake

White Teeth

Why Evolution Is True

Wild Ducks Flying Backwards

Without A Hero

Work And Other Sins

Written In Stone

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Young Stalin

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